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With all the turmoil in financial markets these days, from the the banking crisis in Cyprus to the collapse of gold prices, I began to get a little nervous thinking about what could happen here in the U.S. That's when I decided to take some action.

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Pictures shot from a moving car of the famous Sam Houston Statue on I-45 in Huntsville, Texas. If you would like to contribute a picture please contact the dog!

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Dick's Jokes

  • Some Things You Can't Change

    Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

    You can unscrew a lightbulb.

  • Researchers Have Discovered

    Researchers have determined that 99% of all men jerk off in the shower and the other 1% sing.

    Do you know what they sing?

    I didn't think you did.

  • This Time It's The Husband's Turn

    My wife seemed a little down in the dumps. So I offered her some advice: "Honey, cheer up. Sometimes you just have to appreciate the little things in life."

    She looked at me and replied: "How do you think I've stuck with you?"

    And that's when the fight started...

  • Please Don't Disturb The Peace

    A guy goes in to see an optometrist.

    The doctor says, "You have to stop masturbating."

    The guy says, "Why? Am I going blind?"

    The doctor says, "No, you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."