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I'm not sure of the significance of killing one lonely old man (he says spitting on the floor)...

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In response to an article in the Boston Herald suggesting the possibility that the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts could one day vie for the office of president, James Taranto in "Best of the Web" humorously wrote:

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Dick's Jokes

  • On The High Seas

    A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The bartender looks at him and says: "Hey matey, do you know you have a steering wheel attached to your dick?"

    The pirate replies: "Arrrgh... and it's driving me nuts!"

  • Was Never So Good At Math...

    Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

    He worked it out with a pencil.

    (uhhhh....Yeah, I have the same feeling you are having! :-O)

  • A Night On The Town

    My wife suggested: "Let’s go out and have some fun tonight!"

    So I told her: "Sure... but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on."

    And that's when the fight started...

  • Why I Really Married You

    Jack and his wife lived in Arizona where the summers are very hot. One day they awoke to a particularly severe heat wave. As he stepped out of the shower he complained to his wife saying, “it’s just too hot to wear any clothes on a day like this. What would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn with no clothes.”

    “That I only married you for your money.”

    And that's when the fight started...