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Originally posted on The Dog is Loose blog October 4, 2007.

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Dick's Jokes

  • Outside The Clinic

    What's worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car when you're parked outside an abortion clinic?

    Going in to ask if you can borrow a coat hanger.

  • A Very Special Valentine

    I was talking to my buddy on the phone when my wife walked in. It being Valentine's day she must have been curious when she heard me say:

    "I gotta tell ya... I really spoiled her today..."

    So with her curiosity running wild she continued to eavesdrop and heard the rest.

    "First I bought her a lovely new scent.
    Then I rubbed essential oils into her beautiful body.
    And then I did the hoovering and the dusting.
    Man, I really love that car."

    And that's when the fight started...

  • Everything Looks Bigger On Camera

    A man tells his wife "I want to take a picture of your boobs so I can remember them like this forever."

    The wife replies "I want to take a picture of your dick so I can enlarge it."

    And that's when the fight started...

  • Cats Life

    How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?

    He's smoking a cigarette.