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Originally posted on The Dog is Loose blog October 4, 2007.

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Dick's Jokes

  • This Way And That Way

    A guy was complaining to his buddy that his new girlfriend was really kinky. His friend asked him: "How so?"

    "Well" came the answer, "All she wants me to do is screw her in the ear." "In the ear? Wow. That is weird," his buddy remarked.

    "Yeah," the guy continued. "Every time I go to stick my dick in her mouth, she turns her head."

  • No Prescription Necessary

    A lady walked into a pharmacy and asked: "Do you have Viagra?" The pharmacist answered: "Sure." She then asked: "Does it work?" and his reply was: "Definitely!"

    Finally whe wanted to know: "Can you get it over the counter?" and he told her "I can if I take two!"

  • The Similarities are Striking

    How are fat chicks like a moped?

    They may be fun to ride if you got nothin' better, but you wouldn't want your friends to find out.

  • At Least Take A Lunch Break

    A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. "Would you maybe like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee?" He declines. "It’s this Viagra," he says, "It’s really taken the edge off my appetite."

    At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires. He declines. "It’s this Viagra," he says, "it’s really taken the edge off my appetite."

    Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She tells hum "I’ll go to the store and buy you whatever you want. Maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe a pizza or a tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes?" And once again he declines. "It’s this Viagra," he says, "it’s really taken the edge off my appetite."

    "Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I’m fuckin' starving."