Look... before you make waste.

twitter

Just Jokin'

Jokes & Snark

Dogloose recommends DJokeOfTheDay.com and IntoRehab.com

Category: Just Jokin'
Hits: 2964

Just when we thought it was safe to go out again... another threat rears its ugly head. Fortunately protection has arrived... Voodoo Insurance is finally available. Find out why you need it!

Read more: Voodoo Insurance

Category: Just Jokin'
Hits: 8970

Originally posted on The Dog is Loose blog October 4, 2007.

ATM-Exaggerator-Online, your online source for up-to-the minute information about the ATM industry recently interviewed Les Worthington, President of Consolidated Regional ATM Partners.

Read more: ATM Industry Success Secrets Revealed

Page 1 of 4

Dick's Jokes

  • Just Plain Stupid

    A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them. When they pulled over, the patrol man came up to the window and said, "I am going to give you two tickets. One because you were speeding and one because you didn't have your seat belt fastened."

    The man said, "I did too have my seat belt fastened. I just loosened it when you came up to the car." The Patrol Man said to the man's wife, "I know he didn't have his seatbelt fastened. Isn't that right, lady?"

    She replied, "Well, officer. I learned a long time ago not to argue with my husband when he's drunk."

  • That Little Prick

    Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."

    The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, Mom," he exclaimed, "Are those all for me?"

    "Just take two," his mom replied. "The rest are for your father."

  • Only Fools Fall In Love

    My wife and I had our usual back and forth at breakfast when I finally said: "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

    She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice."

    And that's when the fight started...

  • Whore Or A Bitch?

    The difference between a whore & a bitch?

    A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.